if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
(Source: unsinkablelove, via mister-comedy)
Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
I read yea buddy & lost hope
i feel like the kevin jonas of my friends sometimes and that makes me really sad.
(via sleep--surf)